Don’t judge me too harshly for what I am about to tell you.
I have this strange addiction: I bite the dead skin off of my lips. Ew. Ew. Ew. I can hear you getting disgusted on the other end of the computer. Instead of biting my lips, I started putting on lip balm (because Chapstick is a name brand and I don’t always use Chapstick). Now I am addicted to lip balm. There is a stick in each of my jacket pockets and one in all of my purses.
So here’s the rest of the story.
I got a few small things in a bag for Christmas from one of my employees. There were earrings, a votive and a thing of EOS lip balm – that’s lip balm by the evolution of smooth. I love it. It’s super cool because Nicole Scherzinger and Jennifer Hudson use it. See the evidence below:
If you’re not freaked/weird-ed out already, you’re about to be.
I have the Blueberry Acai lip balm.
It’s delicious and every time I put on my EOS lip balm, I just want to take a big bite out of it. It’s delicious and food shaped. Every time I put on the balm, I imagine myself taking a big bite out of it. If only…
You’re probably thinking “This is one odd girl.” You’re right. I’m well-aware that these are very childish instincts for someone in their mid-twenties. But see if you don’t start thinking about taking a bite out of your EOS lip balm the next time you put it on.