Chances are that if you are reading this blog, you’re not part of the 1%. My target audience isn’t the rich and famous. Sorry, I just don’t relate to you guys.
Actually, I’m not sorry.
Because I don’t want to be this guy:
Yes. You saw that correctly. That man is driving a Saab convertible with a license tag that says 1PRCENT.
If you had any doubts, he was wearing a Polo shirt and although I didn’t see his waist, I know there was a tennis sweater tied around it.
Do you lose brain cells if you are rich? Who broadcasts that they are loaded with the [hundred] dolla bills? Especially in this area!!
But seriously, when he pulled onto the highway I wanted to run him off of the road in my old Ford Explorer. Wouldn’t you have the same impulse? And if you saw his car parked in the parking lot, wouldn’t you want to break in and just take stuff from his car? Even if it wasn’t good stuff? Yes? No? Have I just been living in the Ghetto county too long?